20 HILARIOUS WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN
1. When she says, "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader.
2. When you say "Mum I'm sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself".
3. When you ask where you should drop something and and she says: Drop it on my head.
4. When you say, "mummy, i have malaria"and she replies "why will you not have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning".
5. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party
6. When you say Ï came second in class"and she says "so the person that came first has two heads, abi?"
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to purnish you
8. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still does not want you to change the channel.
9. If you tel her you are going to your friend's house and be like when last did they come here to play with you.
10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no, and she says go and drink water.
11. When she tells you if i hear 'feem or peem' you will hear 'ween'.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home.
14. When you say: my wedding will be bad and she replies 'God forbid your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name'
15. When she tells you: I did not kill my mother so you can not kill me.
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then she sends you back uppstairs to bring her purse.
17. When you ask her to help you with your homework and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you do not even know it and she replies, ( it is your family members that are dollards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you lent her and she tells you ''all the food you have been eaten at home nko?''
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with his arrows.
20. Feel free to add yours.
2. When you say "Mum I'm sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself".
3. When you ask where you should drop something and and she says: Drop it on my head.
4. When you say, "mummy, i have malaria"and she replies "why will you not have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning".
5. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party
6. When you say Ï came second in class"and she says "so the person that came first has two heads, abi?"
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to purnish you
8. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still does not want you to change the channel.
9. If you tel her you are going to your friend's house and be like when last did they come here to play with you.
10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no, and she says go and drink water.
11. When she tells you if i hear 'feem or peem' you will hear 'ween'.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home.
14. When you say: my wedding will be bad and she replies 'God forbid your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name'
15. When she tells you: I did not kill my mother so you can not kill me.
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then she sends you back uppstairs to bring her purse.
17. When you ask her to help you with your homework and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you do not even know it and she replies, ( it is your family members that are dollards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you lent her and she tells you ''all the food you have been eaten at home nko?''
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with his arrows.
20. Feel free to add yours.
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