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THE HOME OF EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION AND LEARNING: 20 HILARIOUS WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIA... : 1. When she says, "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader. 2. When you say "Mum ...

1. When she says, "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader. 2. When you say "Mum I'm  sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself". 3. When you ask where you should drop something and and she says:  Drop it on my head. 4. When you say, "mummy, i have malaria"and she replies "why will you not have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning". 5. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party 6. When you say Ï came second in class"and she says "so the person that came first has two heads, abi?" 7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to purnish you 8. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still does not want you to change the channel. 9. If you tel her you are going to your friend's house and be like when last did they come here to play with you. 10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no, and s

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   Getting good grades at school is one thing, maintaining them is another. Everybody wants to have high grades in school so bad that getting an average is not an option, There are no shortcuts to getting good grades in school than to keep calm and study hard. Follow these small but helpful steps n obtaining good grades. 1. THE EARLIER THE BETTER: Most of us wait till examinations and test are around the corner before we start solving those difficult math questions and looking up our vocabulary. Even flipping the pages of our science test books. Within a short time you will notice that you do not remember everything you have "crammed" and we end up getting average grades.It is better to start reading or studying much earlier before tests or exams. You could either start on the holidays, first day of resumption or a week into resumption. 2. DO NOT CRAM: Cramming makes it worse to recall what you have or trying to commit into memory. If you have a problem understanding, then

Hello everyone and a Happy New Year to you. Today's blog post is going to be about outfit ideas. Now a lot of us have ways of expressing our fashion sense towards what we do. For example work, school and special occasions.  Below are a few ideas of outfits for the following occasions. WORK PLACE OUTFITS: If you work at a place where you do not wear work uniforms and have a free dress restriction, here are some tips to help guide you through. 1. wear a corporate gown(knee length) and do not go for dull colours. Pair it up with a blazer or a corporate jacket and low heels or flats. 2. You can also wear a good suit trouser, a well ironed shirt and a suit or blazer. 3. Make up should be mild and accessories should not be loud. 4. For accessories, go for wristwatches (obviously), it might be up to you as a person to decide to wear bangles or not. You can also go bare neck or go for reasonable necklaces and earrings. A jean and a long sleeve shirt can be paired with a flat to crea